tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6882781054337973532011-08-15T13:28:35.781-05:00Martinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282824829204273248noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-688278105433797353.post-86422223044388792492007-04-07T02:04:00.000-05:002007-04-07T03:26:15.364-05:00

Here's the thing, wine is porn, but better. I admit that there's an art to making wine, but drinking wine is pure pornography. The purpose of drinking wine is to create joy, just like porn, but where porn is all pretty silly up until the brief climax where it inspires rapture, so to speak, wine creates happiness from the start. Now, my disclaimer, I like wine quite a bit, but I'm no expert.

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